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Critters, Cakes And Coffee

ICED DANISHES HOMEMADE FUDGE DONUTS FRENCH MACARONS DELICIOUS CUPCAKES HOT BEVERAGES

Hot Beverages

Caramel Macchiato
Secret Side Effect: every nice response you make to something said to you- every question, every greeting- becomes something short and sharp when it leaves your mouth, no matter what your intention.

Frappuccino
Secret Side Effect: you'll have the urge to wear a tweed jacket or knitwear and boots, and go to farmers markets to buy organic products.

Chai Tea
Secret Side Effect: when you say certain nouns, you'll accidentally say them twice. It'll make you look like an idiot but try as you might, you just can't help it.

Delicious Cupcakes

Vanilla
Secret Side Effect:One or two will make you, well, plain vanilla, very blah, very dull. More than that, you'll get restless and grrr over the slightest thing.

Carrot Cake
Secret Side Effect: One or two will make your nose twitch, several will slowly turn you into a cute, white rabbit

Chocolate
Secret Side Effect:A couple are a simple aphrodisiac, but several will make you mad with lust and getting up on the first person you trust.

Red Velvet
Secret Side Effect: A few will put color into your cheeks, while several will turn you bright red, like cherry red.

French Macarons

Cookies n' Cream
Secret Side Effect: Will make you prone to bouts of anger. Only have one? You'll just be more annoyed at everything around you all day. Eat a ton? SOMEONE IS GETTING STABBED IN THE KIDNEYS.

Red Velvet
Secret Side Effect: Your standard aphrodisiac. Indulge in a few too many of these and you'll want to bang the first person you see.

Marshmallow
Secret Side Effect: Just a few will give you one heck of a headache. Eat more than that and you'll feel like you've just woken up from the worst hangover of your life.

Iced Danishes

Cherry
Secret Side Effect: Sometime within the next IC day, your character will have the sudden compulsion to kiss the first person they see. The location and intensity of the kiss varies case by case.

Pineapple
Secret Side Effect: Sometime within the next IC day, your character will have the sudden and powerful compulsion to confess something they’ve been feeling guilty about to the first person they see.

Blueberry
Secret Side Effect: Sometime within the next IC day, your character will experience a dream/memory that beats them across the head with sadness. It is more likely to occur in the company of another.

Homemade Fudge

Strawberry
Secret Side Effect: Your character’s sexuality will SWAP for one IC day, and he/she will be especially interested in flirting with those they find newly attractive.

Chocolate
Secret Side Effect: for the next IC day, your character will suffer a HORRIBLE CRAVING that is impossible to satisfy.

Peanut Butter
Secret Side Effect: For the next IC day your character will come to HATE something or someone that they hold dear.

Donuts

Boston Cream
Secret Side Effect: For the next IC day your character hears the negative thoughts of everyone around them.

Chocolate Ring
Secret Side Effect: Your character will be unable to hide their heavenly/demonic mutations for the next IC day; she or he will also feel more inclined to the nature of their being (ie, demons feel more evil, angels feel more good).

Vanilla Dip
Secret Side Effect: Sometime within the next IC day, your character will feel a powerful, overwhelming urge to CUDDLE. Think this is too fluffy a side effect for a demon café? Tell that to the dude who tried to cuddle the spiky, unfriendly, aptly muscled demon with personal space issues.

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